Only one tablespoon of semen has approximately 20 calories. Semen also contains zinc and calcium which helps prevent tooth decay aaanndd there is more lol;

When you fap recklessly the ejaculation you get contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbonhydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc. The protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in one egg white. Also women physically exposed to semen are less likely to suffer from depression (Bcos sperms amuse you? wtf lol). The ingesting of it is called ‘spermophagia‘.

Studies and researches suggest that seminal plasma both prevents and fights cancer, particularly breast cancer.

So fappers do not spoil it, and girls you know what to do now rofl.

(P.s. if you still did not get the ‘crispy tissue papers’ joke it is the 1 day old tissue papers used by a fapper)

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